You
Know You Are A Dog Person When…
You have a kiddy wading pool in the yard, but no small children.
Pigs Ears
are on your shopping list every week.
You send
Valentine’s Day cards from your dog to his favorite doggy friend.
You have
baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house,
but no babies.
The waste
basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep
the dog out of it while you’re at work.
You can’t
see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints
all over the inside.
Poop has
become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.
You refer
to yourselves as Mommy and Daddy.
Your dog
sleeps with you. You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no
sense, but he understands.
You have
little songs that you sing to your dog, and he always wags when you sing,
even though you can’t carry a tune.
Your dog
eats cat poop, but you still let him kiss you (but not immediately afterward,
of course).
You like
people who like your dog. You despise people who don’t.
You carry
dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.
You talk
about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.
You sign
and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.
You put an
extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.
You’d rather
stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go to the movies
with your boy/girlfriend
You go to
the pet supply store every Saturday because it’s one of the very few places
that lets you bring your dog inside, and your dog loves to go with you.
You open
your purse, and that big bunch of plastic bags you use for pick-ups pops
out.
You get an
extra-long hose on your shower-massage just so you can use it to wash
your dog in the tub, without making the dog sit hip-deep in water.
You meet
someone when out walking your dogs and you introduce your dogs first.
You and the
dog come down with something like flu on the same day.
Your dog
sees the vet while you settle for an over-the-counter remedy from the
Chemist
Your dog
is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy some wood and build him a
small staircase so he can climb onto the bed by himself.
You don’t
think twice about trading licks of an ice cream cone with your dog.
You match
your furniture/carpet/clothes to your dog.
All of your
charitable donations go to dog-related and humane society groups.
You have
your dog’s picture on your office desk (but no one else’s).
You lecture
people on responsible dog ownership every chance you get.
You hang
around the dog section of your local bookstore.
You skip
breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning before work.
You are the
only idiot out walking in the pouring rain, but your dog needs his walk.
You don’t
go out for drinks with co-workers any more because you need to go home
and see your dog.
Your parents
refer to your pet as their granddog, remember his birthday, and send him
greeting cards and gifts.
Your friend’s
dog acts as Best Dog at your wedding.
Your weekend
activities are planned around taking your dog for a hike (both days).
You keep
an extra water dish in your second-floor bedroom, in case your dog gets
thirsty at night (after all, his other dish is way down on the first floor…).
Your freezer
contains more dog bones than anything else.
You never
completely finish a piece of steak or chicken (so your dog gets a taste,
too).
You shovel
a zigzag path in the garden snow so your dog can reach all his favourite
spots.
You avoid
vacuuming the house as long as possible because your dog is afraid of
the vacuum cleaner.
You keep
eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta.
You carry
pictures of your dog in your wallet instead of pictures of your parents,
siblings, significant other, or anyone else remotely human.
And the number
one reason you know you’re a dog person: is your on this web site reading
doggie humor!
Back
: Funny Dogs
Home : Pet Supplies Review
|