Know You Are A Dog Person When…
You have a kiddy wading pool in the yard, but no small children.
are on your shopping list every week.
Valentine’s Day cards from your dog to his favorite doggy friend.
baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house,
but no babies.
basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep
the dog out of it while you’re at work.
see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints
all over the inside.
become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.
to yourselves as Mommy and Daddy.
sleeps with you. You have 32 different names for your dog. Most make no
sense, but he understands.
little songs that you sing to your dog, and he always wags when you sing,
even though you can’t carry a tune.
eats cat poop, but you still let him kiss you (but not immediately afterward,
people who like your dog. You despise people who don’t.
dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.
about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.
and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.
You put an
extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.
stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go to the movies
with your boy/girlfriend
You go to
the pet supply store every Saturday because it’s one of the very few places
that lets you bring your dog inside, and your dog loves to go with you.
your purse, and that big bunch of plastic bags you use for pick-ups pops
You get an
extra-long hose on your shower-massage just so you can use it to wash
your dog in the tub, without making the dog sit hip-deep in water.
someone when out walking your dogs and you introduce your dogs first.
You and the
dog come down with something like flu on the same day.
sees the vet while you settle for an over-the-counter remedy from the
is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy some wood and build him a
small staircase so he can climb onto the bed by himself.
think twice about trading licks of an ice cream cone with your dog.
your furniture/carpet/clothes to your dog.
All of your
charitable donations go to dog-related and humane society groups.
your dog’s picture on your office desk (but no one else’s).
people on responsible dog ownership every chance you get.
around the dog section of your local bookstore.
breakfast so you can walk your dog in the morning before work.
You are the
only idiot out walking in the pouring rain, but your dog needs his walk.
go out for drinks with co-workers any more because you need to go home
and see your dog.
refer to your pet as their granddog, remember his birthday, and send him
greeting cards and gifts.
dog acts as Best Dog at your wedding.
activities are planned around taking your dog for a hike (both days).
an extra water dish in your second-floor bedroom, in case your dog gets
thirsty at night (after all, his other dish is way down on the first floor…).
contains more dog bones than anything else.
completely finish a piece of steak or chicken (so your dog gets a taste,
a zigzag path in the garden snow so your dog can reach all his favourite
vacuuming the house as long as possible because your dog is afraid of
the vacuum cleaner.
eating even after finding a dog hair in your pasta.
pictures of your dog in your wallet instead of pictures of your parents,
siblings, significant other, or anyone else remotely human.
And the number
one reason you know you’re a dog person: is your on this web site reading
: Funny Dogs
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